Funny stories about computers
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This time I choose computers because it is something we all use daily and also because they can be fun sometimes (at least when they are not crashing :D).
If any of you experience any kind of difficulties understanding this stories please contact the people from helpdesk (see below).
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Observations and phrases on Computers and Internet...
- "Can you tell the difference between Windows and a virus software? The only difference is that the virus will work fine."
- "Keep your CPU virgin: Don´t take the Hymen.sys file"
- "Goofy uses the keyboard. Mickey, the mouse!"
- "I would like to create homepages but I don´t know what would they eat."
- "We never forget the first phone bill after the modem."
- "Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? Can We Have Internet Access Over There?"
- "Buy a modem: find new friends and lose your wife."
- "Internet access it´s like toilet paper: always ends when you need it the most!"
Damaged car
Four engineers were traveling in the car when it fails. Each engineer gave his suggestion:
Mechanical Engineer: - "I am sure the gearbox must be broken."
Chemical engineer: - "I do not agree. The issue is in the composition of the fuel."
Electrical engineer: - "You are both wrong! The battery is exhausted."
Computer Engineer: - "What if we get out of the car and then enter again!?"
Male or female?
Did you know that computers are females? The theory is based on the following principles:
1. The minute you get a new one a better one will come along;
2. No one can understand their logic apart from the Creator;
3. The language they use among themselves it is impossible to be understood;
4. It is difficult to understand any of their messages;
5. After purchasing a computer you´ll spend half of your salary in accessories.
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Hell on Hearth...
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. He is received by St. Peter:
- "Unfortunately heaven it´s not as good as you thought when you were on Earth. Here we must work hard and you will be responsible for all our Information Technology department."
- "That´s wonderful!" Reply Bill.
- "Two and a half million computers connected to our network..."
- "But that is also wonderful! I know everything about MS Windows OS."
- "...Macintosh!"
- "What? Macintosh!? It means that you have not even a Windows´ running PC around here?"
- "Thanks to our Host every PC's running Windows are in hell!"
Very funny medieval Norwegian helpdesk...
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If all else fails, save your files, and reboot.
Great start to my day 05H45 here
Haha. Very cute. I like the Goofy and Micky Mouse one.
Tayler!
These are really funny and thanks for brightening up my morning!
Trsmd - Now that you know you better be careful :D
Rodney - I´m glad you enjoyed it, it´s not easy at such early hour ;)
Hi Tayler, thank you for passing by and commenting ;)
Peter - Thank you, it´s great to know it helped lightening up your day ;)
Funny! My internet access went down the first time I tried to read this hub. Irony?
LOL, thank you for coming back after that black out, B.T. Evilpants.
Funny,...To err is human...to really **** up requires a computer!!
Very funny my dear especially the female edition...ummmm . Have a good day. G-Ma :o)hugs
Too funny Mr. Mayor.
Very very funny! great hub Funride.
regards Zsuzsy
I´m so glad everyone is having fun with it. It´s very rewarding to read all your nice comments, thanks ;)
Very cute hub! Brought a smile to my face:-)
Funride, thanks for the laughter :)
This is such a great hub! Thanks for putting things in proper perspective for all of us..
tDMg
LdsNana-AskMormom
I´m so happy to have made three lovely ladies smiled and I can just imagine how beautiful you are when you´re smiling ;)
cvaughn570 - Thanks, It´s great to see you smiling ;)
Michelle - I´m so glad you like it :)
Nana - Thank you so much for your comment but specially for the digg ;)
A laugh to start the morning, thanks. :)
This was really fun! I laughed and laughed. I just have to share this with some of my "too sober" friends!
Thanks,
TetonRose
Hi Bob, is there better way to start the day!? ;)
TetonRose - Thanks for commenting, I hope your friends become less sober after reading it :D
Can I Get married to this Girl?????
I don´t know... But I warn you about her expected short life. After 1 or 2 years you´ll be looking for a new one so you better keep her as girlfriend just in case ;D . Maybe one day we´ll be able to have long-lasting relations with computers...
Hilarious Funride, all these are classic especially the computers are female, :)
ROTFL--love that medevil helpdesk vid and the Bill Gates jokes but hmmmmm I thought computers were male--nevermind:-)
lol! These are good funride, thanks. :-)
LOL, it´s a great feeling to know that everyone laugh with this hub. Laughing it´s really the best health tonic. Thank you all for the comments ;)
Finally, someone else trying to bring a little humor to hubpages. Women like computers? Yep, thats about right.
top laugh :)
Another daily dose of Laughter medicine..
Heres something very small in return..
You know when your a PC geek is when you spend a whole plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your kid in the overhead compartment!
Very Funny! I recognise the help desk video. There was a time I didn't know what that big 'e' was there for.
LOL. Thank you all for your nice comments.
Compu-smart - That´s a good one :D . Is that a joke or it really happened to you!? :P
Gawn Fishin´ - I don´t know what "e" are you talking about :P . I only have a little fox with fire on its tail :D
lmao, no!! its a joke lol!
Printers now cost next to nothing. I paid less than $25 for my current printer. The ink cartridges cost over $30 each, however.
Very funny hub!
Love the car story.
LOL now i know why you call yourself Funride... thanks for the fun and the ride...now i'm a fan of a fun.
Compu-smart, I´m glad it´s just a joke :D
Dumbledore, Thank you so much for your comments.
Karen, I´m glad to hear that, it was my intention ;)
dayzeebee, thanks for your words. I always try to have fun in everything I do, and if I can share some fun with others even better ;) . I´m having lots of fun being your fan :D
Some how comedy seems funnier with subtitles (-:
You´re right Adam, at least in this case and only if one doesn´t understand Norwegian LOL
Hello funride, these are good jokes :) I liked the engineer bit
"Keep your CPU virgin: Don´t take the Hymen.sys file" "Goofy uses the keyboard. Mickey, the mouse!"
But the best one was internet access! Funny stuff.
Thank you both for your nice comments. I´m glad you enjoyed it ;)
Really refreshing up,it made me think of a great computer joke I received but I have already forgotten it haha. Damn it.When I remember I will come back here and share it with you lol.I am hopeless remembering a good gag even though I just love hearing them
Hey Blondepoet, I´m glad you enjoyed it. Don´t forget to share that joke with us as soon as you remember it ;)
Cool humor about computers! :)
To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer....
Thanks for commenting ;)
Hey LondonGirl, I loved your quote. And it´s really true ;)
sooooooooooooooooooo ffffuuuunnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trsmd 4 years ago
I am daily using female(!) to reach hubpages..?